Did you get an email asking for help locating a missing child, Ashley Flores?
Maybe if everyone passes this on, someone will see this child. That is how the girl from Stevens Point was found by circulation of her picture on tv. The internet circulates even overseas, South America, and Canada etc. Thanks. Please pass this to everyone in your address book.
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Sheesh.
This is so crazy-weird you just will not believe it. Did you know that the events of September 11th, 2001 have torn a hole in the mathematical underpinnings of the universe. Either that or it is some despicable right-wing hard leftist Muslim Jewish conspiracy. Or something like that.
Quick! Your email says Denzel Washington visited Brooks Army Medical Center and was so worked up about about the Fisher House program that he took out his checkbook and wrote a check right there for the cost of a new Fisher House. On top of that, the email points out that his visit and generosity didn’t make the paper while the anti-war ravings of other celebrities make the front page. Do you forward it on? Tricky tricky.